> > GORDON
> >
> > Gordon Brown (or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his
> > colleagues) was looking for a lady of the night.
> >
> > He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a
> > redhead.
> > To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much
> > would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
> >
> > She replied, £200..'
> >
> > To the brunette he asked the same question.
> >
> > Her reply was £100.
> >
> > He then asked the redhead
> >
> > Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as
> > my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as
> > the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol,
> > keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have
> > Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!'